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Survival Seed Bank Uses Apocalypse To Advertise ‘Crisis Gardens’ On Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck’s dwindling list of advertisers got a healthy boost Monday from Survival Seed Bank, a new advertiser peddling seeds to grow “crisis gardens.”

Survival Seed Bank markets itself as sort of food insurance should the American government and market collapse. In the Survival Seed Bank commercial that aired Monday, a pitchman sits before a TV showing scenes of breadlines and soup kitchens from the Great Depression and asks “Are you worried about the economy? Are you ever worried that the politicians and the bankers are going to bring the whole thing crashing down? If so, pay close attention, because in an economic meltdown, non-hybrid seeds could become more valuable than even silver and gold. Afterall, securing a source of food for your family is the single most important thing you can do.”

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Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel

If your New Year’s resolution is to be more cheap, petty and evil, I have some tips for you. I’ve sifted through my humorous money-saving book “Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel” to give you the 30 most heinous, unscrupulous ways to save money ever (Warning, these are for entertainment purposes only, so don’t actually try them):

1. Pretend you’re an illegal immigrant to get free health care from hospitals.

2. If your dog is sick or injured, ditch him anonymously at a no-kill shelter, wait until he’s rehabilitated, then come in and re-adopt him.

3. Dress like a homeless guy to score free food at soup kitchens.

4. Smear your bar tab receipt in alcohol and water to render it illegible, thus making it easier to dispute the charge.

5. If you’re at a bar where the barkeeper leaves a tip out in front of you for several minutes, take it and walk away.

6. Get two pizzas for the price of one by complaining the toppings were wrong after you ate most of the first pie.

7. “Fix” scratches on DVDs by renting movies you own and swapping them out.

8. Don’t tip while dining out, but if you do tip make sure your gratuity is equal to the amount you’d like to make out with the server.

9. When big products are released (video game consoles, new iPhones), get to stores early, then sell your spot in line to those who come late.

10. Return used video games and DVDs after buying them by first exchanging them for new versions, claiming they’re defective, then returning the new versions for cash.

11. Always forget your wallet on dates to avoid having to pay.

12. If you’ve got a significant other who has their own place, stay over as often as possible to save on cooling, heating and food.

13. If friends are always dragging you to concerts you don’t like, act like a complete ass at an event, thus insuring you won’t be invited again.

14. Buy a cubic zirconium engagement ring and pass it off as a family heirloom.

15. Elope instead of paying for a wedding.

16. Don’t have a kid until someone you know really well leads the way, allowing you to score all their old diapers, food and furniture.

17. Get free dial-up AOL by calling and threatening to quit whenever they try to bill you.

18. Never give or accept gifts.

19. Mooch off your parents for food, laundry and a place to crash for as long as possible.

20. Never give to charity. That includes strip clubs.

21. Give nieces and nephews weird, homemade presents that cost you nothing.

22. Encourage friends to buy expensive products by challenging their self-esteem, then borrow them.

23. Never buy a power tool you can borrow from a neighbor. And by “borrow” I mean “keep forever.”

24. When booking a flight, say you’re en route to a funeral and ask for a discount.

25. Recycle your sugary breakfast cereal “aftermilk” to delay your trips to the grocery store.

26. Collect tin cans from your office and cash ‘em in for profit at recycling plants.

27. Forge a diet consisting entirely of A1 and tuna sandwiches.

28. Stay in hostels when traveling abroad, make copies of the keys at hardware stores and come back whenever you like, as long as you check in after management has gone to sleep.

29. Buy a camera, keep the memory card then return the camera and sell the card on eBay.

30. Pretend to be a psychic and post ads on Craigslist, telling clients whatever they want to hear about their futures. Continue reading

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Music, Hunger and Phoebe

Music can elicit many different kinds of responses in people. For me, the response was charitable. Music is my true love and as an aspiring filmmaker that is not something to easily admit to. I’ve flown across the Atlantic to experience the greatness of a song. Great music can be powerful, enough so that I think it can help feed the many who are hungry in New York. My inspiration for using music to feed the hungry came from a 5-year-old girl from San Francisco who asked a very loving question: “What can we do to help?”

The story of young Phoebe from San Francisco is pretty amazing. I I first came across her story on the Huffington Post, days after my birthday, and only months later would I have an answer to her question. Phobe, on her way to preschool, saw a homeless man holding a sign asking for food and started asking questions. Questions so thoughtful, that they would be surprising even if they came from adults. Phoebe’s questions eventually led to her feeding, in her words, “Seventeen-thousand something” people. The story and video is something not to be missed if you haven’t seen it already.

So “What can we do to help?” I guess when you read a story like that, about a little girl making a difference and you know you’ve done nothing that like that, it makes you reassess your life. I’ve always been the volunteer type, helping out at soup kitchens, the Salvation Army, the Christmas in April program, even at a suicide hotline but I haven’t done much of anything the last couple of years. So hearing Phoebe’s story inspired me months later to come up with an idea called Music vs Hunger. The concept is nothing new, have a concert and ask the audience for donations and to bring canned food to the show, but this idea has a very New York sound to it. Anyone who knows about indie music knows about what’s going on in New York right now. Bands are flocking here from everywhere, trying to make a name for themselves. Not unlike Greenwich Village’s jazz era, music in New York is at a special moment. Every night, in small cramped spaces throughout the city, music is being made or played. I’ve seen so many amazing bands and heard such great music and I can’t get enough. And because it’s such a big part of my life, I want to somehow combine my passion for music with the need to help.

The numbers are staggering: one in five people rely on a soup kitchen or food bank in New York City, and The Food Bank for NYC is reporting that 93 percent of food pantries and soup kitchens in the city have seen an increase in first-time visitors over the past year. With unemployment at record highs, I think it’s important that we don’t let people fall through the cracks and become unnecessarily hungry. Music vs Hunger’s goal is to use the draw of great music, with exciting up-and-coming bands, to make sure those who are hungry are not forgotten.

Music vs Hunger’s first show was in late November. Featuring three great bands HolidayHoliday, the Senors of Marseille and (appropriately) Food Stamps, the show raised $70 and collected about 50 non-perishable food items. I think we can do much better, but just $1 donated to The Food Bank of NYC can provide 5 meals. So our first show helped feed more than 300 people.

Music vs Hunger’s second show is on December 22 at the great Cake Shop on 152 Ludlow here in New York. More Info can be found on our Facebook event page. Continue reading

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Sharing the Privilege of Abundance

Thanksgiving always evokes memories of the days when, as mothers of young children, we would bundle them up to deliver turkey baskets — family to family — to those in Washington, DC who couldn’t afford a holiday dinner of their own.

That simple act connected our children to the original spirit of Thanksgiving — where families stop not only to give thanks for plenty, but to share with strangers in need. Thanksgiving is one of the few days where soup kitchens and food pantries around the country burst at the seams — not just with turkey and stuffing, but with volunteers eager to serve.

Americans, in fact, are the most generous people in the world when it comes to private philanthropy: 85 percent of American families give their time or money, with private giving averaging $300 billion a year.

This year Thanksgiving strikes at a critical hour for families everywhere who have been hit hard by the global financial meltdown.

In the United States, one in nine people rely each month on food stamps. Demand at food pantries and homeless shelters is at record levels. And 17 million American households have had difficulty putting food on the table during the last year — a 14-year high.

Yet while we concentrate our efforts on addressing hunger at home, we must remember another face of hunger in our world — one that’s largely invisible until we glimpse it on our TVs from some distant country, when a typhoon, earthquake, flood, drought or conflict makes the evening news.

It’s easy to forget the silent tsunami of hunger that rips an ever-greater swath through the places where there are no streets, where mothers wonder if their malnourished babies will survive and fathers despair that they cannot provide even a single meal for their desperate families. The compounding impact of the food, fuel and financial crises has pushed the numbers of those suffering chronic hunger past one billion — one in six people on earth — for the first time in history.

Those in the “Bottom Billion” subsist on a dollar a day or less. Each day, hunger and related ailments claim 25,000 lives, mostly children — making hunger the world’s No. 1 public health threat. Even when chronic hunger does not kill, it maims — shattering health, longevity, and hope.

Malnutrition in children under age two causes irreversible damage to their minds and bodies. In countries like Ethiopia, Pakistan and Guatemala, one in two children is stunted. Not only is this an incalculable human loss, but it is a quantifiable financial loss to these nations. Studies show malnutrition causes tens of billions of dollars in losses to poor countries — or as much as 11 percent of GDP.

As we’ve traveled the world, the two of us have shared stories and tears with other mothers — far from Washington — who have watched, helplessly, as their children slipped from their grasp into the maws of hunger. For them, Thanksgiving never comes.

Although the mind reels with the huge needs of the world, the solutions are surprisingly achievable. Many nations — Ireland, China, Brazil, and a growing number of African countries — have beat back the worst of hunger. Inexpensive nutritional interventions can dramatically improve the health — and lives — of women and children. For just 25 cents a day, we can feed a child at school, giving them a real shot at forging a better future.

And with $3.2 billion a year — or $1.5 billion less than Americans spend on Halloween annually and a fraction of America’s private giving — we can feed the 66 million children worldwide who go to school hungry. This alone won’t end hunger, but it would be a huge step forward.

If we are to solve hunger, it will take the political will and resources of governments. It’s encouraging that the Obama administration and Congressional leadership recognize that a sustainable, comprehensive food security strategy is vital to ensure our planet’s future peace and prosperity.

Yet every one of us, at all levels, can make a difference — especially if we work together. The World Food Programme’s first Internet citizens’ campaign, www.wfp.org/1billion, is mobilizing the online community: if a billion Internet users donate a dollar a week, we could transform the lives of a billion hungry people across the world.

As we enter the season of colossal Wall Street bonuses and a frenzy of holiday spending, it is time for us to once more share the privilege of plenty. It is time to declare, once and for all, that not a single child should die from — or be irrevocably stunted by — hunger.

Not on our watch.

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